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If you were president...

Posted on 2/18/19 at 1:32 pm
Posted by PiyahhBaw
Member since Oct 2018
128 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 1:32 pm
What would be the 1st thing you would do as Commander and Chief?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171955 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 1:33 pm to
2 chicks at the same time
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25424 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 1:33 pm to
You don't have to be president to do 2 chicks at the same time.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4437 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 1:33 pm to
Enforce the 10th amendment.
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 1:34 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/26/23 at 5:27 pm
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20229 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 1:35 pm to
I would set up as tough as frick internal audit bureau and would require complete transparent investigative powers of every single government employee or contractor
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66731 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 1:35 pm to
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2 chicks on air force 1 at the same time

Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
40113 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 1:35 pm to
Vacation to Camp David, the previous months of campaigning were very stressful.
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39420 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 1:35 pm to
Murder my entire line of succession
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
49169 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 1:35 pm to
Invade Britain. Those frickin Brits have had it comin for going on 300 years.
Posted by 31TIGERS
Mike’s habitat
Member since Dec 2004
7219 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

If you were president...


Build the southern border wall and have it wall off mexifornia as well. Then put Oregon, Washington, and the cannucks on notice as well.
I’d throw in new york for good measure until they came to their senses. Otherwise it’s on the outside looking in for all of them.


ETA: I’d also abolish the irs first and foremost. Then a flat tax across the board. All other wasteful government agencies (fill in the blanks here) would be told to kick rocks.
This post was edited on 2/18/19 at 1:40 pm
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171955 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

You don't have to be president to do 2 chicks at the same time.


Doesn't mean you shouldn't do it.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21042 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 1:36 pm to
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You don't have to be president to do 2 chicks at the same time.


To get the kind of chicks thatd double up on a guy like him you do
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15309 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 1:36 pm to
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171955 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 1:37 pm to
quote:


To get the kind of chicks thatd double up on a guy like him you do


And you are?
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21042 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 1:37 pm to
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And you are?

Over your head, apparently
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Peter Gibbons : What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence : I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

[Peter laughs and then notices Lawrence's dead serious expression]

Peter Gibbons : That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence : Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

Peter Gibbons : Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence : Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

Peter Gibbons : Good point.

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If youre gonna use a movie reference, at least know the finish
This post was edited on 2/18/19 at 1:42 pm
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 1:40 pm to
Put Obama, Hillry, and Bill in a cage and parade them around the country so that folks could jab them with sticks.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171955 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

Over your head, apparently




quote:

If youre gonna use a movie reference, at least know the finish 


It's been a while.
This post was edited on 2/18/19 at 1:44 pm
Posted by fischd1
Mandeville
Member since Dec 2007
3361 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 1:44 pm to
Fire all liberals.????
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21042 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 1:44 pm to
Freshen up man..
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