re: Have you ever been caught by your SO.....

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I've full on shite my pants at least twice as an adult that I can think of

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I've done it once. Hammered drunk in college in the middle of the crowd at Voodoo Fest. Full on dam break. Poop just kept coming as I was trying to plow through the crowds to the portapotties.

Got naked, tossed the boxers, cleaned up with wet napkins, and partied another 12 hours in Nola

But I still think a bad shart counts as shitting yourself. If you have to stop what you're doing to scoot to the bathroom to wipe poo goo out of your crack, that is shitting yourself.

ETA:

To this day, I'm fairly certain some "party stuff" I ingested was cut with ex-lax