re: What is the stupidest thing you have fought over with your SO?

I guess I've got one more.

3. We always bicker about overhead lighting.

For reasons that I will never fully understand, she is in a constant war with ceiling lights. I guess she enjoys squinting.

If she had it her way, our place would be illuminated only by open windows, lamps, and candles. Her preference leads to a multitude of problems, including me walking out of the shower in full view of the neighborhood and me having to walk around and manually turn off a dozen lamps at night instead of flipping off a single switch.

It's nonsensical. When Norbert is home, our house is at max power!