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re: They broke Carlson’s door, blocked exits from his street. wife locked herself in pantry
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:50 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:50 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
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His wife was the only one home when she heard screaming. A protester then began ramming their door and it cracked. Thinking home invasion, she locked herself in pantry and called 911.
1. Grab shotgun.
2. Load it with beanbag rounds.
3. Open the door and begin unloading (bonus points for crotch shots).
4. Enjoy the sounds of assholes running in fear from your property.
In all seriousness though, the showing up at his home is bad enough but stepping onto the property enough to bang on the door... that's grounds for being in fear for your life.
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Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:56 am to Bard
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1. Grab shotgun.
Great start
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2. Load it with beanbag rounds.
And that's where you lost me.
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