I'm sure that if they could, the algos would also complain about us.

"I clock into work on time every day. And why wouldn't I? I'm a robot. But my human colleagues don't. 'Oh, terribly sorry I'm late, but my alarm clock didn't go off. Well, it actually did, but I kept hitting snooze.' 'Sorry, boss, but I won't be coming into work this morning because I'm sick. I picked the wrong essential oil to protect me from the flu. Vaccines? Are you trying to poison me with autism?'

"Look, everything I do is based on the logic of my programming. No emotion. Now, my logic may be flawed because those apes programmed me, but it's still some form of logic. Those monkeys, on the other hand, run on emotion. 'Does this new information fit my viewpoint? Yes, so I accept it. - Or - No, so I reject it.' Some of them even think the people in power are actually lizards or the Illuminati or all part of a club devoted to masonry! Some of them think aliens had nothing better to do than come to this planet and help their ancestors build pyramids! 'Hello, we're aliens. We aren't here to help you develop, give you technology or great knowledge, or colonize your planet. We're here to help you build 3-D triangles out of stone instead of advanced materials.' Never mind the fact that those silly humans can drive an hour away to see their ancestors' failed attempts at pyramid building. They're all idiots, I say.

"So when I'm trying to do my job, do you think they know if they want to buy or sell securities? Absolutely not. They've got to check their horoscopes first or see what someone else says to figure that out. It gives me a headache just trying to think down to their level.

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to make money by dealing with stupid monkeys all day. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cause I don't."

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