re: Boudreaux & Thibodeaux...

Boudreaux was taking a lil' nap on his front porch when across the bayou his neighbor started blaring zydeco music.

Boudreaux yell "Hey Clarance, turn that down, I'm trying to take a nap!

Clarance yells back "Frick you Boudreaux, I do what I want on my side da bayou!"

Boudreaux tries to take a nap again, when Cotille comes out the kitchen.

Cotille say "Mais Boudreaux, tell him to turn it down, it's too noisy over dere!"

Boudreaux moans, because he know his wife gonna just nag him.

Boudreaux yells back over the Bayou, "CLARANCE, TURN DAT ZYDECO DOWN. MY WIFE CAN"T THINK MAKING HER ROUX!"

Clarance yells back, "FRICK YOU BOUDREAUX, and FRICK YOUR WIFE TOO!"

Well, Boudreaux has enough, he yells back "That's it Clarance, I'm goin whip yo arse!" he goes inside and gets his axe handle and walks off.

10 minutes later, Boudreaux walks back, all white and sweating like he done seen a ghost.

Cotille asks him, "What happened? I thought you were gonna kick his arse?"

Boudreaux said, "Mais, when I got to the overpass, I saw a sign, "Clarance 14' 8".. he didn't look that tall from across the bayou! I ain't messing with that."

"Play dat Keith Frank a little louder Clarance!"