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Sark After Dark: Wazzu @ USC ESPN. Brought to you by Microsoft and McDonalds
Posted on 9/21/18 at 8:48 pm
Posted on 9/21/18 at 8:48 pm
All eyes will be on a half full stadium in LA for tonights bantamweight Pac14? matchup featuring tPirate himself and the USC Song Girls:
Air Raid Offense
this expert feature has been tweaked in the offseason. known genius Mike Leach has partnered with the fine folks at Microsoft to build a super offense
but alas SC will have their own motivation. the defense will be playing for a mcdonalds mystery item for the fans (likely with purchase of a large drink. rules and restrictions may apply):
there will be a football game, but as always the main attraction will be the action on the sideline
tryna get to you n that munkey
official drinking rules. *21 means 21, always drink responsibly. and as always, please do as the trojans do and recycle your cans and bottles
-wazzu converts a 3 and 10 or longer by pass
-usc song girl upskirt
-usc song girl close up, pervy camera man
-sam darnold mention
-last years game mention
-sms melts about leach
-a poster accuses sms of being craig james
-CJK5H
-turnovers
-bad coaching (subjective)
-hot asian cheerleader
-hot asian fan x2
-mike leach quoteable moment
-shenanigans
-hot player mom
-bad special teams
-someone in the crowd eating food
-wazzu runs in on third and less than or equal to 2 yards
-targeting ejection
-announcer butchers a name
-production picks on greg mcilroy
-luiginbill shenanigans on the sideline
-luiginbill gets a kiss from the song girls xfinish drink
-luiginbill interviews a fan x2
***BONUS*****
since you are watching a game at home alone on a friday, coach leach has some advice for you unlovable losers:
Mike Leach's Tips on Dating (Youtube)
Air Raid Offense
this expert feature has been tweaked in the offseason. known genius Mike Leach has partnered with the fine folks at Microsoft to build a super offense
but alas SC will have their own motivation. the defense will be playing for a mcdonalds mystery item for the fans (likely with purchase of a large drink. rules and restrictions may apply):
there will be a football game, but as always the main attraction will be the action on the sideline
tryna get to you n that munkey
official drinking rules. *21 means 21, always drink responsibly. and as always, please do as the trojans do and recycle your cans and bottles
-wazzu converts a 3 and 10 or longer by pass
-usc song girl upskirt
-usc song girl close up, pervy camera man
-sam darnold mention
-last years game mention
-sms melts about leach
-a poster accuses sms of being craig james
-CJK5H
-turnovers
-bad coaching (subjective)
-hot asian cheerleader
-hot asian fan x2
-mike leach quoteable moment
-shenanigans
-hot player mom
-bad special teams
-someone in the crowd eating food
-wazzu runs in on third and less than or equal to 2 yards
-targeting ejection
-announcer butchers a name
-production picks on greg mcilroy
-luiginbill shenanigans on the sideline
-luiginbill gets a kiss from the song girls xfinish drink
-luiginbill interviews a fan x2
***BONUS*****
since you are watching a game at home alone on a friday, coach leach has some advice for you unlovable losers:
Mike Leach's Tips on Dating (Youtube)
This post was edited on 9/21/18 at 9:02 pm
Posted on 9/21/18 at 8:59 pm to Winston Cup
quote:
coach leach has some advice for you unlovable losers
I have never seen this clip....
And he's about 95% correct....he knows about them robot machines..
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:00 pm to Winston Cup
I think tonight is a potentially dangerous night for Clay Helton in terms of people realizing he is a shitty coach.
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:01 pm to Winston Cup
quote:
half full stadium in LA
That seems optimistic
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:02 pm to Winston Cup
Pissed I won’t be able to make this one
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:03 pm to Winston Cup
Leach on dating. frick I should have done that
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:07 pm to Winston Cup
Leach's date to the A&W with the coupon book GOAT
quote:
“Went to A&W [for my first date with my wife],” Leach said via the Spokesman-Review. “Had just finished a rugby game, went to A&W, had a coupon book. She said, ‘What are you getting?’ She’s looking at the menu, ‘What looks good? What are you getting?’ I handed her the 2-for-1 coupon book. I said, ‘I don’t know, but here’s the menu
This post was edited on 9/21/18 at 9:10 pm
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:07 pm to NorthshoreTiger76
This game is the epitome of Sark after Dark. LETS GOOOO
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:12 pm to soleckma
Last year’s game provided us with the All-Time Classic
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:16 pm to WestCoastAg
Vols should have hired him
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:18 pm to Winston Cup
Mike Leach wants his super power to be flight, although he thinks invisibility could be.....”fun”
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:33 pm to WinnPtiger
Sanchize led the Trojans on to the field. He will no doubt spend the rest of the game scooping out 17 year old girls.
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:34 pm to Winston Cup
If it’s all the same to you boys, I was hoping to pop my SAD cherry tonight.
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:34 pm to WinnPtiger
In
Go cougs
Herm and the fellas tomorrow night
Go cougs
Herm and the fellas tomorrow night
Posted on 9/21/18 at 9:37 pm to WestCoastAg
quote:
Sums up USC perfectly
If it were A&M it would be 17 year old boys
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