re: Delivery Room Workers Explain What Happens When A Baby Clearly Isn’t The Father’s

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I'm the youngest of 3. Sometimes my oldest sister and I contemplate whether our other sibling is Dad's. She just doesn't fit in.

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Here's a statement that doesn't get used much:

Too bad y'all aren't from Arkansas.

If you were during the next sibling three-way you could have taken a sample from inside your putative sibling with your fingernail.

T&P for the Funeral issue.