re: Some Bama fan is waiting for me at Sonic

Years ago I was nailing this married chick from Alabama. She and her husband all Bama all the time. Anyway, she was a good lay. She tells her friends how she loved receiving my bone anally and her old man is hiding around corner and hears her. Beats the shite out of her until she provides him my name and number. shite head calls me, going to kill me, etc.

I call his old lady and gets his work address so I fly to Alabama and walk into his office. Little fricker maybe stands 5'2". He asks who I am, so I tell him. He starts yelling he is going to kick my arse and comes around the desk. I crush him with a right and he crumbles. I stand there for a few minutes waiting for him to get up which he never does, so I walk out, head back to the airport and fly home.

The guy said he would kick my arse so I figured since I had been banging his old lady that he should get the chance.