re: Hurricane Florence - Information and Resources

Something I saw on FB that deserves to be here


#repost
#HurricaneFlorence ?????

This is how I've seen the Hurricane Florence drama play out on facebook.

Florence: I'm coming for you.
VA & SC: Please don't
NC: Bring it

Florence: The frick did you say to me?
VA & SC: NC, dude shut the frick up!
NC: frick that and frick her windy arse. Punk arse bitch is only a CAT 3.

Florence: *powers up to CAT 4* still wanna talk shite!?
VA & SC: ... nope, we're good
NC: Not only am I going to CONTINUE to talk shite, we got Jim Cantore on his way and we are meme'ing the frick out of you.

Florence: you have got to be kidding. Ok fine, I got something for you. *begins powering up to CAT 5*
VA & SC: ......
NC: that's cool, we already have facebook events planned such as welcoming parties, blowing all the fans at you, firing guns at you... we've cleared out ABC stores and are ready to get LIT. Bring it on turbo.

Florence: you... you guys are serious? You really aren't scared of me? But... but I.... I put so much effort into this.
VA & SC: *waiting anxiously*
NC: *chugs beer* get fricked

Florence: fine, I'll leave *shifts south*
VA: *sigh of relief*
SC: God damn it NC you are the worst big brother ever!
NC: time to man up bitch, that damn hurricane is mad.