re: Dumbest thing your gf/wife has said

While watching a football game in CA that was being played in FL.

Me: i need them to score here. It’s so close to the spread.

Her: if you really want to know the final score, just call my dad.

Me: what are you talking about?

Her: well we’re 3 hours behind that game being played, isn’t it already done?

Me: um...go on? (Now goading her into finishing this gem)

Her: well they are already finished that game because they are 3 hours ahed of us and my dad can tell you the score.

Me: wait, what?!? Do you think we went back in time or something?

I still laugh at this conversation tot his day