re: Dumbest thing your gf/wife has said

Me and a buddy was smoking weed in a hotel bathroom a few years ago with the vent on. His girlfriend came in and said to turn the vent off because it goes into the hallway and people would be able to smell it. He looked at her and said, “wait, you think the bathroom shitter’s vent goes into the hotel hallway”? She said yes and we both busted out laughing.