re: Why. do some hot girls like dad bods?

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some fat slob with a beer gut and cowboy boots walks into the bar with a dime piece. shite is whack.

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You sound jelly. If you’re “smashing poon” as you say, the fattie with the hottie shouldn’t even phase you.

Then again, since your talk using phrases like “smash poon “ and “whack”, it’s more likely you don’t get much pussy at all and that explains the jealousy.