re: Would you butt bang Kortni from FloriBama Shore?

That’s probably the best pic that girl has ever taken. She is crazy. Far too crazy to be tolerable given her lack of hotness. Not to mention she puts men in awful situations. She thinks she can fight like a man. And she can until she realizes a man has only short hair to pull and until she gets hit by a man. Then, she cries and you’re the a-hole. No matter how many times she’s clocked u.

Plus in her videos she looks like a straight up drunk. Early on drunk. Meaning it’s just starting to show. In 5 years she will have that beanpole leg and beer belly body.

Those videos are shot after everything and she’s had time to clean up and be made up. Still looks like sweaty arse. Turning 30 and a baby will make her look like a grenade went off in her pelvis.