re: Post Bathroom Etiquette at Work

When I was working for a bank, I had a meeting at our home office. I went into the bathroom and coming from one of the stalls was the sounds of the worst shite I've ever heard.

The shite hitting the water sounded like the guy was pouring a pot of gumbo into the toilet from shoulder height.

*groaning, splash, splash, plop, plop, splash, plop, groan*

I'm having a hard time pissing because I'm so distracted by the sound of this poor soul shitting his guts out.

I finally get my piss out, and I'm washing my hands, when the CFO of the company comes out of the stall. We lock eyes for a moment, and he hurries out of the bathroom without washing his hands.

After that I always avoided shaking the man's hand.