re: Douchiest move on a golf course?

My house is next to the course with a green 60 yds from my back door. I have seen a lot of the dumb arse stuff mentioned in this thread, but from a homeowners perspective:

— old man walked five feet off the green and unzipped his pants and took a piss (there is a restroom near the tee box of this hole)

— driving a cart 30 yds into my yard to pick up a golf ball instead of parking by the green or stopping at OB stakes and walking into the yard

— guy parked his cart by OB stake, walked half way up my yard to his ball, stood behind it, walked back to his cart and selected a club, then back to his ball and was about to hit it when it when I stepped out on the patio and mentioned that if his luck was running bad, he was going to get a $150 bill from me if his divot took out a sprinkler head in my yard.

Paying a cart rental fee is not an excuse to go act out some dumb shite that may have been in a “Jackass” movie.