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re: Beverly Hillbillies
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:09 am to Darkknight
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:09 am to Darkknight
The first episode is a good one.
Granny said the oil man wanted to do some wildcatting down by the slough. "I said help yourself. We're glad to get rid of the critters."
The oil man tells Jed that his swamp is full of oil and his company would like to pump it out. Jed says he would like to pump it out too, but he can't afford to.
Jed tells cousin Pearl that the oil company is paying him to 25 to 100 for his swamp, depending on how much oil is in it. He said they were paying him with a new kind of dollar, million dollars.
Granny said the oil man wanted to do some wildcatting down by the slough. "I said help yourself. We're glad to get rid of the critters."
The oil man tells Jed that his swamp is full of oil and his company would like to pump it out. Jed says he would like to pump it out too, but he can't afford to.
Jed tells cousin Pearl that the oil company is paying him to 25 to 100 for his swamp, depending on how much oil is in it. He said they were paying him with a new kind of dollar, million dollars.
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Posted on 5/19/18 at 3:42 pm to Twenty 49
Show was way before my time, but man it was funny.
Billyard room with all the billyards mounted
Fancy pot passers
Cement pond
Granny smoking crawdads.
The doorbell ringing
So much greatness
Billyard room with all the billyards mounted
Fancy pot passers
Cement pond
Granny smoking crawdads.
The doorbell ringing
So much greatness
Posted on 5/19/18 at 8:02 pm to Twenty 49
"Ah shore wish that Mr. Occupant would show up. We got a whole closetful o' mail for him."
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MISS JANE: "I warn you chief! If you go through with this crazy scheme someone is going to jail!"
DRYSDALE (smiling): "Don't worry Miss Hathaway. Your job will be waiting for you when you get out."
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DRYSDALE: "I have you to blame for this, Miss Hathaway."
MISS JANE: "Me??? I was against this insanity from the very beginning! It was all your idea!"
DRYSDALE: "I know. But fortunately, I have you to blame for it."
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MISS JANE: "I warn you chief! If you go through with this crazy scheme someone is going to jail!"
DRYSDALE (smiling): "Don't worry Miss Hathaway. Your job will be waiting for you when you get out."
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DRYSDALE: "I have you to blame for this, Miss Hathaway."
MISS JANE: "Me??? I was against this insanity from the very beginning! It was all your idea!"
DRYSDALE: "I know. But fortunately, I have you to blame for it."
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