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re: Can I get a large black coffee?
Posted on 5/13/18 at 8:02 am to Fewer Kilometers
Posted on 5/13/18 at 8:02 am to Fewer Kilometers
I guess I must be an annoying dick too, then, because things like that make me just as angry as they made him. Like places that refuse to call their portion sizes small, medium, and large. It makes me want to tear my hair out. Reminds me of the bit from Animaniacs when Doctor Scratchansniff goes to the movies.
DOC: I’d like a small popcorn, please.
KID BEHIND COUNTER: Uh, we don’t have small.
DOC: Then what do you have?
KID: We have large, chubby, and extra chubby!
DOC: Then wouldn’t that make a large a small?
KID: Uh... I’ll have to ask my manager.
DOC: I’d like a small popcorn, please.
KID BEHIND COUNTER: Uh, we don’t have small.
DOC: Then what do you have?
KID: We have large, chubby, and extra chubby!
DOC: Then wouldn’t that make a large a small?
KID: Uh... I’ll have to ask my manager.
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Posted on 5/14/18 at 9:07 am to TheTideMustRoll
school boy: Hey nice cow outfit. Where can I pick one of those up at, the gay zoo? Homo.
Danny: No, no. It's not a cow. It's a a minotaur. It's a creature of myth. And he got this one out of your mom's closet.
Wheeler: She let me keep it after I fricked her.
and
Augie Farks: Naysayers tell me "You should be embarrassed." "You should not be fighting." "You look like Marvin Hamlisch." You know what I say to the naysayers? I say "Nay! I am not embarrassed." "I will fight." "Who the frick is Marvin Hamlisch?"
Danny: He wrote the music for The Sting.
Wheeler: That's a good movie.
2 of my fav lines in that film.
Danny: No, no. It's not a cow. It's a a minotaur. It's a creature of myth. And he got this one out of your mom's closet.
Wheeler: She let me keep it after I fricked her.
and
Augie Farks: Naysayers tell me "You should be embarrassed." "You should not be fighting." "You look like Marvin Hamlisch." You know what I say to the naysayers? I say "Nay! I am not embarrassed." "I will fight." "Who the frick is Marvin Hamlisch?"
Danny: He wrote the music for The Sting.
Wheeler: That's a good movie.
2 of my fav lines in that film.
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 9:08 am
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