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re: Men that don't wash hands
Posted on 5/8/18 at 9:28 am to Landmass
Posted on 5/8/18 at 9:28 am to Landmass
Did you fail biology?
Your dick is probably the cleanest thing on your body. Your hands are the dirtiest. They touch everything. That's why they're the dirtiest.
So you wash your dirty hands because it touched your clean dick then on the way out you touch that disgusting door handle with your Clean Hands and now your hands are back to being the dirtiest thing on your body
Your dick is probably the cleanest thing on your body. Your hands are the dirtiest. They touch everything. That's why they're the dirtiest.
So you wash your dirty hands because it touched your clean dick then on the way out you touch that disgusting door handle with your Clean Hands and now your hands are back to being the dirtiest thing on your body
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Posted on 5/8/18 at 9:38 am to nola000
This has nothing to do with touching the dick. When you piss or flush, microbes fly everywhere. Look up "toilet plume."
Posted on 5/8/18 at 9:43 am to nola000
You failed biology if you don’t know anything about warm, moist environments and how they are a breeding ground for bacteria that occurs naturally in your groin area.
Also you dick is in closer proximity to the exit port for waste from your body compared to other parts of your body. And it is covered by the same garment that covers this exit port. Yet you still think your dick is that clean?
Also you dick is in closer proximity to the exit port for waste from your body compared to other parts of your body. And it is covered by the same garment that covers this exit port. Yet you still think your dick is that clean?
Posted on 5/8/18 at 9:58 am to nola000
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Did you fail biology?
Your dick is probably the cleanest thing on your body. Your hands are the dirtiest. They touch everything. That's why they're the dirtiest.
So you wash your dirty hands because it touched your clean dick then on the way out you touch that disgusting door handle with your Clean Hands and now your hands are back to being the dirtiest thing on your body
I'm with you.
The germs in reach of the hands are worse than the germs on the front end of my clean underwear.
I wash my hands a ton.
I've learned to do a lot of things hands free (enter/exit, pee/flush, etc..). I may be at the point where my elbows and bottoms of my shoes are the nastiest things in my house. At least I don't scratch my face with my shoes and elbows.
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