re: Hypothetical: What is the recovery time on a vasectomy?

I felt fantastic after 48 hours and undertook some strenuous activity because that doctor didn’t know what he was talking about. I busted an internal stitch and ended up with a sack the size of an orange. Doc gave me the option of bed rest for three days to let it drain on its own or letting him stick a big arse syringe in there and draining it. The bed rest was nice. A week is probably good but I would advise to do what the man in the white jacket says.