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re: Any derelicts in your family?
Posted on 3/29/18 at 2:02 pm to TheCaterpillar
Posted on 3/29/18 at 2:02 pm to TheCaterpillar
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My first cousin married a Cousin Eddie type.
Not exaggerating either. One year he tried to sell me (and every male at the Christmas party) penis enlargement pills. I was about 12 at the time.
Another year he passed out on the ground in the doorway of his brother-in-laws very large uptown house in New Orleans. He was essentially a speed bump for people going in and out of the house for an hour.
He had business cards that said "Sandwich Technician and KISS Army General". He worked at Subway and wore a leather KISS jacket.
Really does sound like a pretty hilarious movie character
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