re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been

Friend moves to L.A. and falls in love with a very hot Japanese girl with very conservative, traditional Japanese parents. He goes to meet the father at lunch in a private booth in a Japanese restaurant. The father asks if he likes "bukkake soba" which is Japanese noodles with broth (soba) poured over them. Bukkake means "splash on" in Japanese.

He thinks the father is talking about OT style bukkake. So, he says "I've seen in on the internet but I've never tried it." The father says it is very good. The conversation continues to the point where the father figures out this guy is talking about OT bukkake and not food, gets mad, asks the guy to leave.

This is what I was told. I believe my friend because he was crazy about this girl and they broke up rather quickly and he moved back to Dallas.