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re: Women don't want to be married, they just want a wedding.
Posted on 3/12/18 at 6:50 pm to Chuker
Posted on 3/12/18 at 6:50 pm to Chuker
They want their wedding more than anything else in life, but they do also want to be married because women can't be alone. They need somebody to talk to and bother, and they need to feel provided for and protected AKA they want to be allowed to sit on their lazy arse all day and decorate/ play house and possibly pop out a few babies to play dress up with, and in exchange for you giving them everything they have, they grant you access to their pussy (but only until you give them their wedding day and a contract entitleing them to all your other stuff.
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Posted on 3/12/18 at 6:53 pm to BowlJackson
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They need somebody to talk to and bother, and they need to feel provided for and protected AKA they want to be allowed to sit on their lazy arse all day and decorate/ play house and possibly pop out a few babies to play dress up with, and in exchange for you giving them everything they have, they grant you access to their pussy (but only until you give them their wedding day and a contract entitleing them to all your other stuff.
Im gonna guess you're perpetually single.
Posted on 3/13/18 at 6:40 am to BowlJackson
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t you access to their pussy (but only until you give them their wedding day
Baptist, smh
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:50 am to BowlJackson
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They want their wedding more than anything else in life, but they do also want to be married because women can't be alone. They need somebody to talk to and bother, and they need to feel provided for and protected AKA they want to be allowed to sit on their lazy arse all day and decorate/ play house and possibly pop out a few babies to play dress up with, and in exchange for you giving them everything they have, they grant you access to their pussy (but only until you give them their wedding day and a contract entitleing them to all your other stuff.
You have issues.
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