re: Must buy Disney movies

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The Rescuers: Honestly, a little boring. And I didn’t like the animation. My wife hated it.

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Honestly... this is really the case for most of Disney between Sleeping Beauty and the Great Mouse Detective. I have a soft spot for the Jungle Book, but that era was mostly shite. I rewatched Robin Hood recently, and I was taken aback by really how bad it is. There’s a bunch of dumb narrative and lazy Animation.


I’ll add Pixar in this, but I do think this would be my Top 20 from them:

1) WALL-E
2) Beauty and the Beast
3) The Hunchback of Notre Dame
4) Pinnochio
5) Inside Out
6) The Lion King
7) Coco
8) The Incredibles
9) Aladdin
10) Sleeping Beauty
11) Toy Story 3
12) Bambi
13) Tangled
14) Toy Story 2
15) Toy Story
16) Mulan
17) Alice in Wonderland
18) Ratatouille
19) The Jungle Book
20) Up!

And I know that you’re thinking that I left out “The Little Mermaid”, but Ariel is a dumb fricking whore who learns that putting everyone you’ve ever known in mortal peril for the sake of fricking a piece of manmeat you’ve never met will be rewarded in the end. I wouldn’t want my kids taking lessons from this despicable slut. She’s bar none the worst of the Disney Princesses, and it’s not even close.