re: Before I had kids, I never realized ________________.

Lying is an innate human characteristic. Comes to us as naturally as breathing.


Me: Did you poopoo
16 month old daughter, waddling bow-legged, reeking to high heaven, answers without hesitation, staring me dread in the eyes, unwavering: No

Me: well one of us shite their pants and I’m pretty sure it’s not me
Her: < stone cold poker face >