re: The worst kiss you ever had

Summer 97. I came back from Colorado and surprised my gf at her apartment. She wouldn't let me inside. Instead, she gave me some brief kisses, told me she missed me and that she would see me that night.
Then shooed me away.
I could tell something was up and was baffled as to why her face stunk like butthole.

Then as I was leaving I saw a truck parked in front of her apartment with the license plate. TigrTodd. She had been lickin his sweaty taint when I knocked on the door.
True story I finally got her to admit that months later when drunk.


ETA: It was one D I think. TigrTod.