re: Most awkward place you’ve ever sharted?

On the way from Chicago to Green Bay, just north of Milwaukee last year for LSU game. Had been drinking all day at Wrigley. Found a gas station in the middle of nowhere, wasn't even like a regular interstate exit gas station. By the grace of God the bathroom there was the most immaculately clean gas station bathroom I'd ever seen. I finished what I accidently started then threw boxers away and changed.