re: Craziest thing you've seen at your company Christmas party

While in the Navy, our submarine had a party where the families were invited.

Dino, one of our Nav ET's gets sloppy drunk and starts relentlessly hitting on the CO's wife. I'm talking grind dancing, dirty jokes, and getting way too close.

The CO to his credit just laughed it off because he was a GD Alpha and knew the wife wasn't stupid enough to forget where her bread was buttered.

Dino's chief however was appalled and basically made the last 5 months of his enlistment a living misery. Dino was essentailly banished from his dept. It was a damn shame seeing a very popular E5 with 12 years in service, cranking (kitchen b*tch work) for 3 months then working the S&D planes while underweigh.