re: We need a golf guide for noobs...

Carts:
Try to stay on the path as much as possible. Respect the golf course, please don’t cause damage.
Avoid driving anywhere near the greens.
The lead cart pulls just beyond the tee box so the next carts can be parallel to it.

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Don’t let the game get you down during the round, seek to enjoy just being out there. It’s hard for everyone.

“Golf is a game that cannot be won, only played”.
-Bagger Vance