re: How Trashy is your family gathering gonna be tomorrow?

You just opened Pandora’s box. Here goes; we have an ex communicated gay uncle who will be there with one of his 3 sugar daddies. I have a widow aunt who is dating a relative of her deceased husband, after hoeing around for the last few years. She’s pretty badly overweight. Also, the guy she is dating’s wife left him a couple years ago.

Anyway, several overweight people, and another aunt who has recently recovered from a pill addiction, for which she had to be hospitalized a couple of times for.... let’s see; we’ll have some cousins who are very apparently too snoody do acknowledge that they’re part of the family, and they’ll let it be know by various cues.

Did I say overweight people? Yea, lots of those. Lots of camo. I’ll be a few shots deep to tolerate it all.