re: Is there anything more disappointing than getting invited to a wedding?

Let’s be honest:

Most weddings feature a bunch of corpulent una-browed bridesmaids line-dancing while their baws smoke outside. The “money-dance” ensues and the newly wed couple will never leave (“everyone was having sooo much fun...”).

If you say it’s a cheap drunk, then you’re a cheap sob who gives inadequate wedding gifts: you’re supposed to pay more than the cost of your ticket to this debacle.