re: Best gifts for prostitutes in Thailand?

You see whats going on here don't you? Your moms friend is the most genius lezbo/tranny lover in the world and you are either too stupid realize it or you are in on the take. By letting everyone know her excuse ahead of time, no one will question why she is in Thailand hanging out with prostitutes all day, nor will she have to spend a penny. She is gonna show up no questions asked with mouthwash, pills, and sanitation wipes to sterilize them and then take them for a test drive. Then no matter what happens to her, she has an out. She can even check-in to a brothel on social media and all her friends will be like, we love you! Doing Gods work! And she could even respond things like, "One brothel at a time!"
HAHA. GENIUS!
I need to start coming off as a better person so people might actually believe me if I tried to pull a stunt like this.