Men Who Wear Costumes to Work for Halloween

Best case scenario for you is that you make some people chuckle the first time they see you in the morning. Then the rest of the day people have to pretend to take you seriously while you walk around as the wacky, zany guy who dressed up like a cheese grater telling everyone multiple times that you're going to "make America grate again." You told me about grating at 8:30 this morning. I chuckled. It's almost noon and I've now heard you talk about grating at least 10 times.

Then you're the guy who shows up to an important meeting trying to talk business, and everyone in the meeting has to ignore you because you're the only one dressed up and no one can take you seriously while you're sitting there in a cheese grater costume looking like a frickboy.

Now I be a Trump voter n sheeit, so this isn't a case of being triggered. It's just a case of "why you do dis?" Why can't you just wait until after work to put on your costume?

As far as women go... that's for another time