re: Tailgating set-up service

A friend actually came across a posting for a "Tulane University Tailgating Coordinator" that was going to pay $30k/year. Apparently now that they have a stadium on campus they're trying to create a game day atmosphere, but most of their students are Yankees and/or don't have access to tailgate equipment. Essentially they offer exactly what you're asking for in a menu form.

TLDR: Keep driving the extra 60 miles to Tulane