re: Office Bathroom Horror Stories

Had a former coworker never wash his hands after using the restroom, even after dropping a nasty shite. I'd be in there using the urinal and he's walk out of the stall (with the stink still in the air, so I know he wasn't just pissing) and leave without washing his nasty arse hands. Same dude would also use the urinal with his pants completely unbuttoned and down around his knees. WTF dude?

I tried to never shake his hand, ever. He probably thought I hated him, he wouldn't be completely wrong.