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re: Wife wants to lease a Jaguar SUV
Posted on 10/17/17 at 6:42 pm to Doyle McPoyle
Posted on 10/17/17 at 6:42 pm to Doyle McPoyle
There was a Mercedes engineer and a Jaguar engineer having dinner one night.
The Mercedes engineer said, "Ve haf a quality test at ze Mercedes factory. Every night, ve take a car off ze line at random. Ve put a cat in it, close ze doors. If... When ve come back in ze morning, ve know the door seals are vorking correctly if ze cat has suffocated."
The Jaguar engineer said, "We've got something very similar at our factory. We take a car off the line at random. We put a cat in it. We close the door. And we know the car's been built properly if, when we come back in the morning, the cat hasn't escaped."
The Mercedes engineer said, "Ve haf a quality test at ze Mercedes factory. Every night, ve take a car off ze line at random. Ve put a cat in it, close ze doors. If... When ve come back in ze morning, ve know the door seals are vorking correctly if ze cat has suffocated."
The Jaguar engineer said, "We've got something very similar at our factory. We take a car off the line at random. We put a cat in it. We close the door. And we know the car's been built properly if, when we come back in the morning, the cat hasn't escaped."
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