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re: Hillary Clinton in talks for professor role at Columbia University
Posted on 10/13/17 at 6:19 pm to Parmen
Posted on 10/13/17 at 6:19 pm to Parmen
"In talks"
Here is the meeting:
College President: "Thank you for considering a position at Columbia, Madame Secretary. Obviously, this position will be a prestige hire and we will not be requiring you to carry out the day to day responsibilities of a normal professor. What would you anticipate as being your role here at Columbia?"
Hillary: "After I leave this meeting, the shade of my cankles shall never again hit the campus. You will establish my position as professor filing the appropriate paperwork with the IRS designating me as an employee. Twice a week, a car will pull up behind the administration building. The driver will get out of the car and remove two large duffle bags full of cash. You are to designate a person to retrieve these bags and their contents are to be deposited into several different bank accounts that are held by the university. The lump sum totals of these deposits is to then be paid to me as my salary."
Here is the meeting:
College President: "Thank you for considering a position at Columbia, Madame Secretary. Obviously, this position will be a prestige hire and we will not be requiring you to carry out the day to day responsibilities of a normal professor. What would you anticipate as being your role here at Columbia?"
Hillary: "After I leave this meeting, the shade of my cankles shall never again hit the campus. You will establish my position as professor filing the appropriate paperwork with the IRS designating me as an employee. Twice a week, a car will pull up behind the administration building. The driver will get out of the car and remove two large duffle bags full of cash. You are to designate a person to retrieve these bags and their contents are to be deposited into several different bank accounts that are held by the university. The lump sum totals of these deposits is to then be paid to me as my salary."
Posted on 10/13/17 at 6:19 pm to Parmen
"How to be handed every possible advantage in the world and still lose miserably 101"
A little long for a class name, but still, sounds a little interesting.
A little long for a class name, but still, sounds a little interesting.
Posted on 10/13/17 at 6:24 pm to Parmen
I might take out a student loan just to get thrown out of her class and expelled for acting deplorable!
Posted on 10/13/17 at 8:38 pm to Collegedropout
quote:
Alexander Hamilton opened the door for the violations to the Constitution that you see today.
Ridiculous.
Hamilton contributed greatly to the discourse that got our constitution adopted.
Hell he wrote 51 of the 85 federalist papers.
Posted on 10/13/17 at 8:44 pm to Parmen
I am sure her aides will prepare her well to stand behind the podium and regurgitate talking points
Posted on 10/13/17 at 8:47 pm to Fireman17
quote:
Teaching how to put out fake news?
She will be teaching Russian Studies and Cyber Security.
Posted on 10/13/17 at 8:56 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
or embassy protection 101
Posted on 10/13/17 at 9:37 pm to Parmen
Considering that institution's "history," it should assign a suitable, informative lecture series to her: Practical Applications of Frankfurt School, Tavistock Institute, Alinskyite neo-Marxism.
Posted on 10/13/17 at 9:38 pm to Parmen
How many Depends will have to be stockpiled for her
Posted on 10/13/17 at 9:41 pm to Parmen
Those lectures would be gold lol.
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