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The Ultimate OT Vacation Resort

Posted on 10/6/17 at 7:58 pm
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4386 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 7:58 pm
Official Resort Of The OT



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A firm offering X-rated holidays has brazenly advertised packages featuring orgies with prostitutes on a ' drug friendly' Colombian island. Two videos advertising the resort show men arriving for unlimited sex, drugs and alcohol.

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Another shows a balding man walking into his room to discover four naked women lying face down on his bed. It also shows dozens of bikini-clad models gyrating on a boat, while a caption on the screen boasts: 'Unlimited sex included'.

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On the second day of the four-day sex fest clients will have half an hour with 16 women at once - and organisers say customers will be able to find their 'true self'.


This post was edited on 10/6/17 at 8:00 pm
Posted by papasmurf1269
Hells Pass
Member since Apr 2005
21221 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 8:18 pm to
I saw that and the prices look fairly reasonable.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33038 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 8:19 pm to
Imma need more peptides
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24390 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 8:21 pm to
From the comments:

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Is it child friendly?  I didn't see anything about that during the ad.  




Seems fun. Although, coming back with several STDs and a very expensive cocaine habit might seem like a bad deal for some. There are worse experiences to be had.
This post was edited on 10/6/17 at 8:25 pm
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
74417 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 8:24 pm to
They have horseback riding and a DJ...cool
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 8:25 pm to
Looks promising. I'll have to see what kids activities are available.
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4386 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

They have horseback riding and a DJ...cool

this made me laugh. I completely missed it.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17172 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 8:37 pm to
Only 16 women at once?

I have had more women at once on the quad on a Tuesday.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15124 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 8:37 pm to
How much?
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
175503 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 8:38 pm to
$5K plus your plane ticket and however much cocaine runs you
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
74417 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 8:39 pm to
Just put it on a credit card and worry about it IF you survive.
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4386 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

Just put it on a credit card and worry about it IF you survive.

This is a solid plan
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
164215 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 8:56 pm to
Real talk, any yall down for a dude's trip?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
74417 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 8:58 pm to
If personally like to keep the ratio in my favor. But you do you
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4386 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 8:58 pm to
For what you get...minus any unforeseen STD it really is a pretty awesome bang for your buck. No pun intended.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
69669 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:07 pm to
quote:

however much cocaine runs you





It is on a columbian island. At cost is about 2 bucks a kilo.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40414 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

a ' drug friendly' Colombian island.


I bet it’s kidnapping friendly also.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
32294 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 10:17 pm to
Some call it a vacation.

I call it a lifestyle.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 10:19 pm to
Sounds like the kind if vacation you never come back from.
Posted by Chiefagain
Member since Nov 2016
1808 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 10:21 pm to
Chiefs in.


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