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re: Dumbest Criminal in History
Posted on 9/27/17 at 3:12 pm to rumproast
Posted on 9/27/17 at 3:12 pm to rumproast
My roommate from college is an FBI agent now. He once reported to a bank robbery and the idiot wrote his holdup note on his own deposit slip. It was the branch he always used and the tellers knew him by name.
Criminals are stupid.
About 25 years ago there was a Mensa candidate who raped my 89 year old (at the time, now deceased) Aunt. He left his wallet on the floor.
Another dumbass was a guy I know from high school who was a real frickup. Got pulled over on Jack Warner Parkway and instead of complying, he stripped naked and swam the Black Warrior River, then ran towards his house. Along the way he grabbed 2 of those realtor signs and used them to cover his junk and arse, while he ran across Rice Mine road, across Indian Hills Country Club's golf course and to his house in Indian Hills... the cops were waiting on him when he showed up, because the car was registered to him and that was his address. The cops would not even let him go inside and get some clothes. He was taken to jail butt arse naked.
Criminals are stupid.
About 25 years ago there was a Mensa candidate who raped my 89 year old (at the time, now deceased) Aunt. He left his wallet on the floor.
Another dumbass was a guy I know from high school who was a real frickup. Got pulled over on Jack Warner Parkway and instead of complying, he stripped naked and swam the Black Warrior River, then ran towards his house. Along the way he grabbed 2 of those realtor signs and used them to cover his junk and arse, while he ran across Rice Mine road, across Indian Hills Country Club's golf course and to his house in Indian Hills... the cops were waiting on him when he showed up, because the car was registered to him and that was his address. The cops would not even let him go inside and get some clothes. He was taken to jail butt arse naked.
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Posted on 9/27/17 at 3:20 pm to alphaandomega
Is it me, or does that dude have some messed up eyes
Posted on 9/27/17 at 3:21 pm to alphaandomega
quote:Never confuse "smart" with "wise".
About 25 years ago there was a Mensa candidate who raped my 89 year old (at the time, now deceased) Aunt. He left his wallet on the floor.
The quantities of wisdom & intellect are pretty much independent to each other as they are handed out to human individuals.
One of the smartest persons I know is simultaneously also probably the most unwise person I know.
If you want a fact, you would get the correct answer from this person.
If you want a correct opinion, you should get this person's opinion and do the exact opposite.
PS: Sorry for your Aunt's suffering. POS perp should have fried for that crime.
This post was edited on 9/27/17 at 3:23 pm
Posted on 9/27/17 at 7:25 pm to alphaandomega
This post was edited on 9/27/17 at 7:28 pm
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