re: Man sitting in a Porta-John, gets run over by a dump truck

Years ago I was on a site building new apartments when a Lull backed into the shitter and turned it over on the door. Turned out there was a young framing carpenter stuck in the shitter until it was uprighted.
His nickname was smurf from that day forward.
I would have beat that Lull driver to death with a hammer if that were me in the shitter.