re: Any 4th of July Horror Stories from Family parties?

Leaving Port Aransas right now after renting a beach house with some friends. A few of our girls' tops came off in the truck bed rides to the beach. However, that awesomeness was negated by having to break up two separate fights between two drunk sisters in our group...hair pulling and scratching on the beach was embarrassing as hell. And someone got drunk and proceeded to climb into the attic and put a leg through the bathroom ceiling.