re: Bible Prophesy Interpretation vs Literal Word

I don't understand why this is so confusing for you. God is very upfront about what he wants you to do. There are just 10 rules you have to follow. We call them the 10 commandments and they're super easy to remember since like half of them are about not cheating on God with other gods (who don't exist by the way). And then of course there's a quick 1200 pages of abrahamic law mixed in with some sweet stories about God kicking arse plus some stuff about the gays (make sure you know that bit is the most important). And that's honestly about it besides the part where God's son AKA himself comes down and says that we don't have to follow the old rules anymore. Except we are actually supposed to still follow them. Well some of them. Definitely the gay part for sure. And every so often God will drop in to let you know specifically what His will is in certain situations. He won't actually show up in person but you'll feel his presence leading you in the right direction. Which will feel a lot like you're just using God's will as an excuse for your shitty life choices but it's definitely not that.

I honestly don't know how that could be any more clear?