re: Spider falls onto woman driver, she crashes her car

i almost did the same thing early morning on my way to work last week. Luckily i had plenty of room to swerve and no cars near me, because i felt that little bitch on my arm and swatted at him.

The best though was when i used to smoke cigarettes, and sometimes if your lips are really dry the cigarette can kind of get stuck to your lips...well on a few occasions i'd go to remove the cigarette and it would stay sort of stuck in my mouth and my fingers would slide down towards the cherry finally removing the cigarette while burning the shite out of my fingers. You drop the cig, usually lands in your lap, and then attempt to fricking find it knowing it's burning a whole in your seat, pants, floorboard or whatever while driving 50mph down the road.