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re: Spider falls onto woman driver, she crashes her car
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:08 am to tss22h8
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:08 am to tss22h8
Story time:
Back in college a friend of mine was driving with his windows and sunroof open (Mazda RX-7). He was merging from Sullivan Road on to Greenwell Springs Road in Central. A wasp got sucked in the car from the sunroof and into his shirt.
He didn't notice the wasp when it entered the vehicle. Didn't notice it when it flew in to his shirt. Not when it proceeded to crawl further in.
No, he noticed it when it had crawled in to his shorts and stung him on the balls!
He went from calmly merging on to Greenwell Springs to being in intense and unforeseen crotchal pain with his foot pegging the accelerator to the floorboard. He went screaming across GWL SPNGS (literally and figuratively) almost launching across the median in to St. Alphonsus, barely missing the curb and getting the car to stop before running the red light at Frenchtown.
TLDR: Wasps are assholes.
Back in college a friend of mine was driving with his windows and sunroof open (Mazda RX-7). He was merging from Sullivan Road on to Greenwell Springs Road in Central. A wasp got sucked in the car from the sunroof and into his shirt.
He didn't notice the wasp when it entered the vehicle. Didn't notice it when it flew in to his shirt. Not when it proceeded to crawl further in.
No, he noticed it when it had crawled in to his shorts and stung him on the balls!
He went from calmly merging on to Greenwell Springs to being in intense and unforeseen crotchal pain with his foot pegging the accelerator to the floorboard. He went screaming across GWL SPNGS (literally and figuratively) almost launching across the median in to St. Alphonsus, barely missing the curb and getting the car to stop before running the red light at Frenchtown.
TLDR: Wasps are assholes.
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Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:37 am to Scanlon Shorthalt
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crotchal pain
Is that a real thing?
Posted on 6/14/17 at 11:44 am to Scanlon Shorthalt
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Back in college a friend of mine was driving with his windows and sunroof open (Mazda RX-7). He was merging from Sullivan Road on to Greenwell Springs Road in Central. A wasp got sucked in the car from the sunroof and into his shirt.
Similar thing happened to me. Minding my own business, I was driving the interstate in Jackson in 1999 when a wasp decided to embark on a kamikaze machine to infiltrate the open window and set up shop in my shirt, gleefully content to sting me over and over and over on my chest until I was able to crush it.
Like the creatures from the Alien franchise, some living things exist just to deliver evil to humankind.
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