re: Uh-oh... Scientists prove ancient Egyptians weren't "African."

the truth is every person born in Egypt is African by definition, however as Egypt sits on the crossroads of Asia and Africa it tends to be a melting pot of sorts.

Modern Egyptians get pissed if you call them Africans though, I do it to them all the time fricking around.

The "kings" were 100% not of sub-Saharan descent though, they were Arabs that enslaved the locals just as they continued to do for a millennium.