re: What's the most interesting response you've gotten on a dating app?

SuperSaint is correct... the bolder you are the more success you will have on apps Tinder as long as your visual SMV is high enough

You want to stand out? Just think about how many messages women get on Tinder from guys doing the same "play it safe, get to know her for a while before trying to escalate"

She has seen this over and over:

Guy: Hey, how is it going

Girl: Hi

Guy: NM, you

Girl: NM

Guy: So (insert generic get to know you question here)

By this time the girl is already bored out of her mind because she has seen this same conversation a million times. She is on Tinder to get action now, not talk to a guy for a few days before he even gets the idea to ask her out. If you aren't escalating with her, there will be another guy who is, and she will forget about you and go with the guy who is actually looking to escalate. Be direct and be bold.

You'd be surprised at how well going for the juggular... "I'm going to squeeze your arse like a stress ball".... "Your tits look fake" etc. will work. It's different from the boring shite she hears dozens of times a day on Tinder. If you want to have a generic boring "get to know her" conversation than go to Match or some website like that. Tinder is all about what can you do for me now, hence the word Tinder, which is a reference to striking while the iron is hot.