re: What is the worst vacation you've ever been on...

Jamaica, almost 2 years ago.

We had some good times, but it was tough. The locals harass the living shite out of you trying to sell you anything. I mean, you get it a lot in Mexico but they leave when you tell them no. In Jamaica, one person approaches you and as you're telling them no, 5 more come up and none of them will take no for an answer.

When I'm on vacation, I love to get out and explore. Get off the beaten path and away from the tourist areas. Go find a local dive to get some food and a drink. That just wasn't possible in Jamaica.
I ended up hiring a cab driver for a day to bring us around and fight off the locals. That was the only really good day we had there. I have no desire to ever return.