re: What is the worst vacation you've ever been on...

Orlando in mid July. My best bud and I, along with our wives, went to Universal Theme Park. It was miserably hot and my buddy's wife bitched enough about the heat he paid $20 for a little fan that misted water into the fins while they turned to keep her hydrated while we waited in lines for the rides. Then she bitched more because the water from the fan made her makeup run.

Last night there, his wife goes off on a tangent about him having a one night stand with some chic the same weekend or night she and he met. I calmly tried to get her to chill out and she turns her venom towards me, alleging that I've screwed around with the woman who cuts my hair. This part was true. The beautician, who was married, several years older than me, and quite attractive, is a cousin to my buddy. Once upon a time, she and I had an encounter. I had shared this info with my buddy and he, for unknown reasons, shared it with his wife. Now, she is sharing it with MY wife. Although the encounter with the beautician occurred before I was married, that didn't seem to matter to my wife because I was still getting my hair cut at the same salon.

On the flight home the next day, no one was speaking to anyone else. It was a long time afterwards before we ever socialized again as couples. Worst vacation experience EVER by far!