re: ESPN laying off over 100 on air employees

I hope this does not affect their competitive Transgendered Dance Therapy competition or the three hours of post-competition social commentary their all-African American womyn panel gives afterward. You can't get that kind of insight on the NFL network, they are always talking about the actual games. I want to know who the victims are so I can feel shitty and apologize accordingly. ESPN gives me that moral guidance I can't get on my own out here among the unenlightened.