My problem is this:

The school has a blanket no one over 20 years old can attend the prom rule. I'm fine with this, this keeps people in attendance to be able to buy booze legally.

My problem is that once the school said no, instead of taking it with stride and going to find another date that he decided to take to social media and bitch about it.

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Posted by colorchangintiger

Dan Carlin

Member since Nov 2005

30979 posts

Posted on 4/3/17 at 3:23 pm to mpar98

quote:
“Every woman deserves to go to a prom, no matter how old you are.”

If that's the case then every man deserves...

a million dollars
or
at least one extramarital affair
or
not putting up with female bullshite
or
a guaranteed job, no matter their education
or
free tickets to 1 sporting event per year
etc etc etc.

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Posted by TheArrogantCorndog

Highland Rd

Member since Sep 2009

14847 posts

Posted on 4/3/17 at 3:31 pm to mpar98

Now, many many years ago
When I was twenty three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as could be

This widow had a grown-up daughter
Had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
My daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife

To complicate the matters
Even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad

For if he was my uncle
That also made him the brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother

I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa

My father's wife then had a son
That kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son

My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because, she is my wife
She's my grandmother too

I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa

Now, if my wife is my grandmother
Then, I am her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As the husband of my grandmother
I am my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa